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Sloppy Sh*t

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Sloppy Sh*t

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Born: Bowl de Ring

Sloppy recently smashed the record, previously held by Sh*tney for 'the shortest marriage within the Turd World'. After a drunken binge, he married Dee Dee Dump, a gold digging 'Pap Girl' from the Moulin Stooge, who, so sickened by Sloppy's ways by the end of their wedding day, didn't even turn up for the honeymoon!

For a Turd so full of affection, Sloppy is a really shy sh*te. He can all too often be found alone, in Strawberry Rims Park, writing poetry to soften his next love. But will he ever find a Turdette to grow crusty and white with?

Likes: Wedding cake and having a pap dance.
Dislikes: Candlelit meals for one and Hunky Sh*ts.
Catchphrase: Roses are red, Violets are poo!

This bog-standard poly-resin hand painted figurine Turd comes in its own fully branded packaging with Log Book and top tips.
Not suitable for young children.

Height: 11cm

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