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The Sh*t has hit the fan

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Like Napalm nuking a jungle, the sh*t hitting the fan has to be one of
the worse deaths for any Turd working in the corporate world.

It is customary that if a Turd has really poo'd up then he must
face the wind tunnel of death of 1000rpm metal fan! Sucked in
at around 100mph the sh*t really does hit the fan and sends a
warning out to all Turds - be afraid, be very afraid!

Likes: Caccy hour and Sh*tmas holidays.
Dislikes: Over grime and Arse lickers..
Catchphrase: 'It's a no strainer', 'Let me just guff this one by you',
'we are brown sizing the workforce'.

This bog standard poly-resin figurine Turd comes in its own fully
branded packaging, with top tips and its own Log Book.
Not suitable for young children.

Height: 10.5cm

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