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THE TURDS - Accessories & Figurines

 the_turds_poster_small.jpgWelcome to the weird and wonderful world of The Turds!
Unique poly-resin figurines which make great collectibles and gifts for all occasions.

For those of you with a sense of humour!!


 









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Accessories - Keyring Hannibal Lecturd
Infectious fun from the Turd family!
£3.98
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Accessories - Keyring Turtle Head
Infectious fun from the Turd family!
£3.98
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Bad Sh*t
Sometimes you get it, sometimes you don't and this Turd certainly doesn't.
£8.95
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Bazturd
He's one of the main players in the Bogfather's Organisation Grime syndicate or B.O.G.
£8.95
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Bullsh*tter
Sits watching Only Stools and Arses to pick up the tricks of the trade, boy is he good...
£8.95
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Lazy Sh*t
Lazy is often seen catching a few Z's in his trailer park home - it has not been cleaned since his mother's last visit, 3 years ago!
£8.95
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No Sh*t Sherlock
The most hapless and probably the worst detective in Turd history!
£8.95
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Same Sh*t Different Day
Learn the ways of the office, top tips for skiving and office philosophy!
£10.45
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Sh*t for Brains
A very special Turd, who, struggles at times to remember his own name!
£8.95
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Sh*t Happens
Is there life after the flush? Of course, but what is there after that?
£8.95
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Sh*tfaced Again
This Turd spends most of his day chasing hallucinations and other things he can't see.
£8.95
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Sloppy Sh*t
Sloppy loves just about everyone. Falling in love at the plop of a splat.
£8.95
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SmellRaiser - SPECIAL EDITION
Hunts the Phantom Turds which are lurking in the bowels of the Turd World.
£14.45
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The Sh*t has hit the fan
Failure in the corpoorate world of Bog Central cannot be tolerated.
£8.95
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Tough Sh*t
Tough has developed his ninja baseball bat technique and is one hard Turd!
£8.95
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Weird Sh*t
Bottom line is just avoid this one, he is best left alone and believe me, he won't take offence!
£8.95
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Will Turder
The son of Bootcrap Bill, this Turd takes a voyage across the flush sea on the Brown Pearl.
£8.95
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